Top 10 Lessons for Living Through A Zombie Attack

Posted: December 3rd, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: | 4 Comments »

A number of friends know about my (Nathan’s) “Zombie Plan.”  What would you do if the Zombies attacked? (Or if there was an earthquake or other natural disaster?)  One friend sent me the following:

  1. Organize Before They Rise!
  2. They Feel No Fear, Why Should You?
  3. Use Your Head: Cut Off Theirs.
  4. Blades Don’t Need Reloading.
  5. Ideal Protection=Tight Clothes, Short Hair.
  6. Get Up The Staircase, Then Destroy It.
  7. Get Out Of The Car, Get Onto The Bike.
  8. Keep Moving, Keep Low, Keep Quiet, Keep Alert!
  9. No Place Is Safe, Only Safer.
  10. The Zombie May Be Gone, But The Threat Lives On.

And one more from me:

  1. Always have chickens handy. –Luckily, we do!

4 Comments on “Top 10 Lessons for Living Through A Zombie Attack”

  1. 1 Cassie said at 2:52 pm on December 4th, 2008:

    Agh, Nathan, you’ve brought back memories of my terrible zombie nightmare last night! Eeek!

    But… I’m glad to see you guys are prepared. :-)

  2. 2 Marissa said at 3:08 pm on December 4th, 2008:

    NATE! Check your spelling!!! (Actually, I can’t wait for it… I’m logging in and fixing all your errors.)

  3. 3 Nathan K. said at 3:12 pm on December 4th, 2008:

    Thanks babe. For the record, I cut and pasted it from a friend’s email.

  4. 4 Stephanie said at 3:16 pm on December 16th, 2008:

    Whoops, I’m the one who can’t spell. Nate, I knew you would love that list :) It immediately made me think of you!

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